Soaps for Sale

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• I do not do this for money; this is not my day job. I do this for fun. That means that I am fitting in soap-making runs in the middle of a busy travel/speaking/writing schedule. Depending on what's going on in my life it may take me a while to make your soap.
• I do not keep an inventory of soap on hand; each order is generally a special batch. This means you get some choice in terms of scent and/or color. It also means you have to wait 3-4 weeks depending on my work-load and the weather. When soap is cast into complex shapes, you have to let it dry a bit before you can demold it. Then you have to let it finish saponifying and curing before it is ready to use. For large batches, I only have a limited number of molds - if you want 12 "fight club" soaps that's 4 batches; they will all look slightly different and it will take longer to produce them due to dry-down time in the molds.
• Because these are natural soap cast while liquid, there may be tiny bubbles in the surface, or slight flaws resulting from demolding. I will not ship soap that has clear blemishes, but minor imperfections should be expected.
• I have a large number of fragrance oils (I only use all-natural essential oils) so you may request specific scent/color combinations, with the proviso that I may not have them or a particular scent may not be compatible with soap-making. For example, vanilla, clove, cinammon ... Those scents cause soap to clot or stain. Others, such as lemon, lemon verbena, black pepper, hickory smoke, lemongrass, ginger, rosewater, peach, lime, are just fine.
• All of my soaps are made from the finest all-natural ingredients and are generally dramatically superior to the crap you buy at a store. The only additive you'll encounter in them is likely a pinch of titanium dioxide as a whitener if the soap is skin-toned, and a bit of mica dye. If you want completely natural, request "no colorant, no whitener" in your paypal comments area.
• The recipe I make most of my soaps from is: shea butter, beeswax, almond oil, castor oil, coconut oil, palm oil.
• Soaps come individually wrapped. Store in a dry place.
• Because of the potential that someone may stick soap in their eye, snort it, or eat it, I must say: use at your own risk.
• Some of these may also be available as in-the-white plaster, candles or resin bronze paper-weights; contact me for more information.
• Before you ask: "why no men?" The simple answer is that a soap-mold has to be open in the back so the soap can dry and cure; a long narrow mold wouldn't work. I've tried.

Available:

Checkout: (If you want to order multiples, edit the cart in checkout)
The Sasha Sasha Soap (default scent: hickory smoke, black pepper)	The first rule of this soap: don't talk about this soap Fight Club (default scent: hickory smoke, black pepper)
The Rae (Deliciously shy) Rae Soap (default scent: Subtle Rose)	The Selina (Shown with optional life-accurate piercing) This is as close to Selina Minx as most of us will ever be fortunate enough to get! Selina Soap (default scent: Black Pepper and Peach)
The Jenna Jenna Soap (default scent: Ylang-Ylang and Frankincense)	The Rayn Rayn Soap (default scent: Lemongrass and Ginger)
Baby Soap (Says on the side: made with 100% baby) Perfect size for guest bathroom! Baby Soap (default scent: Subtle Rose)	Leaves Soap (Made from a boring commercial mold) Perfect size for guest bathroom! Leaves Soap (default scent: Lemongrass)
Tray Soap An entire batch of soap just cut into squares Perfect size for guest bathroom! Tray Soap (default scent: Lemongrass)	Bonded bronze pussy paperweight (also available in marble, brass, copper, nickel, or stainless steel)
Checkout:	Misc: Grab-bag: Some random "seconds" or whatever I have lying around